January 2012
Have people over for tea party?
>Milk is gone
>Lucky Charms is gone
>Juice is gone
>Cupcakes gone
>All that shit was bought yesterday
>My tea was never touched
>MFW
I NEED HELP
#firstworldproblem.
MFW I LIKE IT UP THE ASSS.
#firstworldproblem.
MFW I LIKE IT UP THE ASSS.
#firstworldproblem.
MFW I LIKE IT UP THE ASSS.
MFW I LIKE IT UP THE ASSS.
My heart hurts so much.
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Life bellows my name.
It’s a shame
because I also hear death in the back of my head.
His whisper,
his presence,
as comforting as my bed.
There’s no fear, instead,
I feel
relief.
In to his path I am led
and I run not
the other way.
For today
is the day
my soul separates
and finds its self running away
from me.
To be free
from my soft spoken misery.
I'm writing a poem a night.
Or at least I’m trying if I’m depressed enough and can produce inspiration.
Why can't someone love me?
I’m willing to put my hurting heart on the line for almost anyone. I would never cheat on anyone, and I would place the other person’s feelings above my own. I bake, I’d learn how to cook. I’m easy going though I am really loud. I love sex. I have a job and I’m always working or looking for little odd jobs. I don’t lie. I feel too guilty to ever be deceiving....
Any answers to my below conundrum?
?
I NEED HELP
I need legit ideas and suggestions on how to make money fast that exclude prostitution and anything else illegal.
Ideas?
just fucked up an Elder Dragon, Frost Dragon, and...
brand-aid:
nevermind-ani:
brand-aid:
nevermind-ani:
brand-aid:
nevermind-ani:
brand-aid:
get at me nigga!
The amount of hatred I have for Skyrim.
GET THE FUCK OUUUUUUTTTTTTTT
I don’t have a man cause he’s too busy playing Skyrim “for a bit.” Fuck daaat
A COMPLETELY VALID EXCUSE
DEFF NOT. How is slaying a dragon more satisfying then getting wop
LMAOO, well if you put it...
movethepushment:
a-l-k-a-l-i:
Why do guys stop talking to me the second they get a girlfriend/try getting on a girl.
I AM MORE THAN JUST MY FABULOUS VAGINA!!!!
Hate when this happens
When I have cramps, I feel like the blood is being...
igotthatdopedick-:
forcingourdarkestsoulstounfold:
In other words; help me, I’m dying.
Bitch stfu and be happy you don’t have a bun in the oven, and go eat the fucking hot pockets I bought.
I am happy and I did have a hot pocket, but I’m dying so slowly. :’(
When I have cramps, I feel like the blood is being...
In other words; help me, I’m dying.
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Why is this all so true
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
I wish I could kill myself.
But that would just fuck with people that I actually care about.
So now I’m stuck in a cycle of misery and depression.
Fun.